Taking Turns

- Awesome Wife: "I'm not going to let you have the last piece of pie ever again if you don't bother to wash the pie plate after you're done."

- Husby: "It's your turn to do the dishes."

My turn? I didn't know we were taking turns. It is now his turn to clean the bathroom, bear a child, pay the bills and give the dog his medication. And it is my turn to do whatever I feel like all the time.

(In his defense, I reluctantly admit that it would be also be my turn to mow the lawn, lift heavy things, install light fixtures and endure life with an obnoxious pregnant wife.)