Four things Husby said that would make me mad if I didn't know he was kidding

1. "Move it, fat-ass." (I was 9 months pregnant)

2. "You know, sometimes the baby makes a 'Jaime' face at me. She scowls, frowns, yells at me, cries and nags..." (holding our 15 day old baby)

3. "Give me a call if you need a ride home from the hospital." (After I told him we were pregnant with our second child)

4. "Marriage isn't about true love at all, at least not in that stupid 'Sex-In-The-City' chick way." (during our discussion about our relationship)